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Terrelle Pryor saying the Cleveland Browns can win out is so outrageous that I respect it.

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GRANT ANSCHUETZ | SLUMP SPORTS WRITER

Earlier this week, Cleveland Browns all-around threat Terrelle Pryor said he thinks the Browns can win the rest of their games.

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From NFL.com: “We’re so close to getting over that hump,” Pryor said, via Cleveland.com, this week. “Once we get over that hump, I think we’re going to have a lot of success, even this year … I think we can win all the rest of the games.

He’s technically not wrong, but anyone with a fraction of functioning brain cells knows it won’t happen.

Ludicrous statement or not, I respect Pryor’s insane optimism. That’s what you have to have when you’re the only source of hope on an 0-3 team located in Cleveland, Ohio.

I can picture Pryor waking up to a breathtaking view of the thrilling body of water that is Lake Erie, with gray clouds above and saying to himself: “13-3, yeah that’s what it’ll be.”

Well Terrelle, I’m in your corner. Why not 13-3? Heck, might as well win the Super Bowl while you’re at it. Why not the Cleveland Browns? The Browns are back! You hear that Dawg Pound?!

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photo from athlonsports.com

Just kidding everyone, chill out. The Browns will be lucky to win 4 games, but Pryor’s attitude and 31 fantasy point performance (PPR) last week is enough to get him off the bench and into my starting fantasy line up this week.

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Baby steps, baby steps.

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